Yesterday I was
browsing in some shops.
We have
girders in our roof.
I need a hundred
quids to by a bike to my daughter.
I saw a
lad and a
lassie were buying
kits together last week.
Sometimes certain people can be quite
daft.
When you make a goal in a soccer game you get some
pride.
If you're outside when the rain is pouring, I'm sure that you'll be
soaking.
Some people who have been through accidents can be
numb in some parts of their bodies.
If a kid's parents are divorced the mum or dad can have
sole custody, but if they are married and live together they have
joint custody of the kid.
People who doesn't have any work can be
on the dole instead.
Criminal people gets into the
court if they get arrested.
Thief's can be
nicking cars if they don't have any.
"Here's your lunch."
"
Ta, mother. That was kind of you."
"Did you like the one I got you for christmas?"
"Yes I did!
Cheers!"
My son is a
bugle player, and he plays every sunday.
It's not kind to tell anyone that they're
tubby, even if they actually are.
When singers have gigs or concerts they are singing to an
audience.
I get
embarrassed if I say the wrong answer in front of everyone in class.
"She was a
bugger for stealing my clothes on the beach."
"Yes, I agree."
"Look! He's about to jump from 12 meter high diving tower!"
"What a
nutter! That's too high to jump from!"
"He can
piss off!"
"Don't talk about him like that. He is actually my
pal."
My grandparents garden is full of small
gnomes.
Every time when you're in a store I have to stand in the
queue to pay for the item you're going to buy.
It's not nice to call a girl a
tart.
If a boy is in love with another boy, he's called a
poof.
All guys have a
willy, if not, they can't pee.
People who get really drunk on parties often gets a
hangover the next day.
Girls often wear
bras under their shirts.
"Did you send your
application for the guitar course?"
"Yes mom, I did that yesterday."
"Don't you think that boy's clothes look
obsolete?"
"Yes, they really does."
My
foreman is pretty mean to me when I am at my work.
"Do you
reckon I should buy the blue shorts or the black shorts?"
"I think the blue ones would look better on you."
People who is climbing mountains are on high
heights."
"Can you borrow me 50
brass?"
I have many skills in
cooking.
"Do you want to go and swim with me this afternoon?
"No,
I'm no up to it."
"Hey! Stop fighting!"
"
Don't give a toss!"
I don't want to go to my soccer training today,
I'm all in after the day in school.
"Would you like a glass of water too?"
"No,
nowt. I am not thirsty."
To get two pieces of metal together, you have to
weld.
There is a
joint on the bench.
"Hey! Long time no see!"
"
Are things looking up?"
"Yes, everything has turned to the better."
My girlfriend showed up in a very nice dress yesterday. That's what
grace is!
It was a
relief that I passed the test.
Obviously, Barack Obama isn't from China.
Parents take
responsibility for their children.
My best friends are
marvellous.
I want a
wishing well so my biggest dreams can come true.
I have a
dodgy hip after that accident last year,
"Do you know? I bought a new car yesterday!"
"
Blimey! Kors! What color is it?"
"Aren't you two going to have bathing suits while you swim?"
"No!
We dare to be bare!"
To buy a new computer I need to borrow a
grand of my father.
"
You're ahead! Don't run so fast!"
"
You're late, you have to run faster! Hahaha!"
My sister found a little hurt rabbit yesterday and she took it home. Our dad told her to
get rid of it.
"Are you sure that you and your friends are going to prank the teacher so much?"
"Yes, we're
going all the way! It's going to be fun!"
"Sure..."
"Hahaha! Look at her falling to the ground all the time!"
"Stop make her a
laughing stock!" (???)
When me and my band was at our
rehearsal earlier it didn't went really well.
It was a real
emergency when my friends kitchen was set on fire.
I have to by new
trunks before summer.
My brother just got a daughter, and I love my new
niece.
I had to say sorry to my math teacher when my homework was
delayed.
"You can't go to the pool
in the buff! Get a bikini on!"
I leave some of my clothe to the
laundry to get them clean.
"I heard that David got a new girlfriend."
"No he didn't, that's just
bollocks."
Criminal people can get
charged because of crimes they've done.
"Can you go to the grocery store and buy some fruit?"
"I'm sorry mom, but I have an
appointment with a friend."
One of the families in my town got to
the social services because they didn't have enough money.
If my mother got
unemployed we would not have enough money to go on a vacation.
I am worried that my man have been
indecent with another woman.
"Do you want some more clothes with you for the holiday?"
"No,
I can cope."
My friend got robbed, and he told me that his
lawyer was very good at helping him.
Kids under 18 is not
allowed into parties.
My ex-boyfriend is a
twat.
"Wow, that guy's
pecs are really hot, don't you think?"
It's a
fortnight left until my birthday.
"I found you! Your hiding place is
exposed!"
"Do you guys want to go to the beach?"
"Yes!
We're on!"
"Have you seen that Sandra got glasses?"
"Yes, that's
obvious."
I want 20
bob, because I want to buy candy.
My dream is to stand
on stage and sing.
I get sad when people says that they want to take
suicide.
"I am nervous for my presentation today."
"Just
do your stuff and it will be great!"